En ny start

zenLa oss starte det nye året med å se på disse levereglene jeg har hentet fra Maharishi Phucknuckel. Han er en klok mann som gjerne deler sin visdom med oss alle. (Jeg har fjernet et og annet punkt ettersom jeg har så vanskelig for å bare legge livet mitt i hendene på en annen, men bare MÅ protestere litt hvis noe ikke passer meg. Jeg har en lang vei å gå…)

Maharishi Phucknuckel’s Guide to Zen

  1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f*ck off and leave me alone.
  2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
  3. The darkest hours come just before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
  4. Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren’t getting any.
  5. Don’t aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
  6. Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.
  7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  8. If you think nobody cares whether you are dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
  9. Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  10. If at first you don’t succeed, avoid skydiving.
  11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  12. Have you ever lent someone a 20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.
  13. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  14. Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens.
  15. Don’t worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
  16. Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.
  17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  18. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much if your lips are moving.
  19. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  20. When we are born we are naked., wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our bottom. From there on in life gets worse.
  21. The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
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11 tanker på “En ny start”

  1. Kom på Fortsettelsens råd ang. Zen-navigering: Hvis du ikke vet hvor du skal, finn en eller annen bil som ser ut som den vet hvor den skal og følg etter og håp at den skal dit du også skal.

  2. Trips: Haha, jeg kan tenke meg Fortsettelsen er glad han har gps på mobilen nå. ;D Godt råd fra ham!

    Geir: Det var kjempelurt, synes jeg! 😉

    Titta: Jeg liker spesielt nr. 6 og nr. 13, men de er jaggu bra alle sammen. 😀

    Rigmor: Hehe, her faller vi for forskjellige punkter og det er ganske kult! 😀 Godt nytt år til deg og!

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